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Food

A jar of smooth peanut butter

Smoothing the Peanut Butter Jar

02-Nov-201702-Nov-2017Liam
Green cherries

The Gross of Neon Green Cherries

01-Jun-201709-Jun-2017Liam
A sign reading "I like big butts and I cannot lie"

You Like What? Um, Okay …

04-May-201704-May-2017Liam

Please Pass That Natural Rock

09-Mar-201709-Mar-2017Conall

Pretzel Unknown

31-Jan-201730-Jan-2017Conall
A baby pineapple

But They Are Babies!

12-Jan-201712-Jan-2017Liam
Mushroom feet

Mushroom Feet

10-Jun-201609-Jun-2016laurenpittenger
Aged Cheddar

Aged Cheddar

13-May-201612-May-2016laurenpittenger
Hot Dog Homestead

What Is, But What Should Never Be

31-Mar-201601-Apr-2016Liam
"Pepo" Worm Syrup

Perhaps Not for Pancakes

28-Jan-201628-Jan-2016Liam

The Wrong Way to Cut an Apple

19-Jan-201619-Jan-2016Conall
baby-cut carrots

Enforcing Child-Labor Laws

03-Aug-201503-Aug-2015Liam
The Mayo Clinic

Purveyors of Sandwich Spread Research

31-Jul-201531-Jul-2015Liam
A potato chip used for a Rorschach test

Rorschach Potato

28-Jul-201528-Jul-2015Liam
A plastic fork used as a chip clip

Chip Clip Fork

23-Jul-201525-Jul-2015Conall
nutella

Nutella Overdose

20-Jul-201525-Jul-2015Liam
Entenmann's Excluding Donuts

Nobody Wants the Meanies

17-Jul-201525-Jul-2015Liam
Mojo marinade

I Found Your Mojo

02-Jul-201506-Jul-2015Liam
Discarded olive pits

How Do You Chew Olives with a Pit?

30-Jun-201501-Jul-2015Liam
A great new attitude sign

The Old Restaurant Sucked

23-Jun-201523-Jun-2015Liam

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