“Go out into the world and discover all beans, for I need them to craft the perfect soup.”
. . .
“So this is what bean counters are actually for!”
. . .
“So many species of bean. Just one soup.”
. . .
“Hmmm, this fifteen been soup is pretty good. Still, I think it’s missing a little something.”
. . .
“When 32 bean soup would be overkill, but you know that 8 bean just wouldn’t be enough.”
. . .
Any other comments overheard in the kitchen when this soup was being prepared?
I would hate for this 16 bean soup mix to not be kosher….better just throw in some ham seasoning.
I am gonna try to name 16 bean varieties without using Google:
(1) Garbanzo (Chick)
(2) Black-eyed
(3) Cannellini
(4) Pinto
(5) Dark red kidney
(6) Light red kidney
(7) Lima
(8) Green (string) beans
Ok … I am done. I’ve got nothing else.
Who else can add more WITHOUT using Google?
“I prefer my beans from Dominick’s”
Liam,
I would add:
black beans
navy beans
Still not at 16, though.
@ Liam
(11) Yellow wax beans
I always thought these were strangely named.
“If you could be any bean in the world, what kind of bean would you be?”
“I am a bean.”
“What? What are you talking…”
“I’m a human bean!”
“Oh, lord.”
“I want a recount! Call the bean counters!”
Ok, I gotta stop.
(12) Peas (just because they do that)
(13) Peanuts (they are a bean)
(14) Human– nevermind.
(15) Runner
(16) Broad
(17) Butter
(18) Soya
(19) Mr
Plus I think lentils are technically beans and there are millions of them!
@ Maire, Conall, Jordan, + Pete:
Now there is some international collective brainstorming! Today, we counted beans. Tomorrow, we solve global warming!