Thanks to a regular reader from Chicago for spotting this winning combo:
I have no idea why someone thought that combining chemicals and beverages into the same service would be a good idea, but I don’t think I want them bartending my party. Although, maybe they do some cool mixed drink options.
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Beverages are a chemical. You and I are made of chemicals. You think that’s air you’re breathing now? Well it is, and it too is a chemical.
Yes, I especially feel like I’m drinking something from a scientists beaker every time I drink a soda. Might taste good, but nothing natural about it.
Mmmmm….chemical deliciousness!
Also an interesting word. Natural. Everything that you can taste is natural in that it is within the arbitrary scope that we call nature (which is everything in this particular Universe. I love playing with these concepts. Organic for instance is a spurious term. Formaldehyde is organic. Water is not.
So your beer delivery guy slings a little weed out of the truck too. He’s your neighborhood party guy.
Plus in a slow economy we gotta do what we gotta do to get by.