This Here Pile of Food

door with food signsThis heavily sign-posted door sure asks a lot from people passing by. Signs there are discussing every little thing, making me wonder who is responsible for policing these requests. 

Specifically, this one request seems more than a small amount unreasonable to me.

please leave all food and drinks outside this door
I suspect that many others feel the same way, as there was no massive pile of food deposited on the floor outside. I sure wasn’t about to surrender my lunch to the faceless person requesting that all food and drinks in the world be left outside.

Let them do their own shopping!

2 comments

  1. Why ask why? The door is obviously a gateway to another dimension where food is gold. They take the food and leave money. Were is this door? I want to go there and leave a bag of chips. Chips are like the highest quality of gold in that other dimension.

  2. @ Jordan

    Hmmm…that sounds plausible. After all, if the people in the room were not actively taking the food away, then we’d expect a huge pile of food here (all the food, to be exact) and obviously that’s not the case. The only issue I see is that when a person from inside the room comes out to collect the food, then this sign would apply to them too…and they would need to leave the food outside the door too.

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