Think Clearly. Act Quickly.

O’Hare Airport has many emergencies exits, and a number of these exits in Terminal 3 look like the one shown in the photo below:

Exit doors at Terminal 3, O'Hare Airport

Close up of signage on exit doors at Terminal 3, O'Hare Airport

Close up of signage on exit doors at Terminal 3, O'Hare Airport

Close up of signage on exit doors at Terminal 3, O'Hare Airport

(They may also look the same elsewhere at O’Hare, but this is where I’ve noticed them.)

I know it is hard to see in the pictures, but note that this door:

(1) Requires a security code input prior to use.
In case of an emergency, you’d better hope that you happen to be an airport employee with a security id code, and not just some Joe or Jane Traveller.

(2) Not using a security code would be a violation of both city and federal laws.
Break the law or stay put in an emergency – you can only choose one.

(3) Door can be opened in 15 seconds.
If this is a real emergency, fifteen seconds will seem like a really, really long time.

5 comments

  1. When taking pictures like this for chickenmonkeydog, I am always worried about someone reporting me to the authorities. I am fearful that MI6 or the FBI will whisk me away, steal my camera and “special rendition” me so that I tell them all my secrets.

  2. If I were to make a list of the worst places to bust out a camera and start taking photos:

    (1) Banks
    (2) Bathrooms
    (3) Casinos
    (4) Airports

    So far on CMD we’ve posted photos from two of the four above, I guess speaking to our indifference to social awkwardness.

    What other places would be on that list?

  3. I am not a gambler (I suck at it and lose my money too quickly; no moral issues with it), so I am not likely to get many shots in casinos. I do drift into banks from time to time, so I may help us add that one to the list.

    Additional places to shoot with care:

    (1) Near military bases and government buildings (I ran into a problem with this)

    (2) Police stations

    (3) Some big corporations have ‘no photography’ policies

  4. Guys:

    I think you need an employee, a part-timer. Preferably a girl, young, blonde (which makes people think ‘what a dumbo’ instantly) who can do this photography for you while you both concentrate on creating high quality content… Of course you have to manage her with clear guidance.

    I say a ‘girl’ because I have known both my own and other friends’ experiences that the law enforcers are stereotypical about harmless-looking girls.

    In 2003, when one wasn’t allowed to take photos anywhere practically in the US, my blonde Greek friend conned a guard into having a photo taken with him with the real target in the backdrop. Trust me where there is a will..

  5. @ Shefaly – You may be onto something, there. Young, attractive women always seem to get what they want from the police … at least they do in the movies. Plus, my unwed co-editor might rather enjoy having a cute partner.

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