I stopped at a roadside fruit stand on a country road on a recent Saturday. When picking up some fresh strawberries, I was surprised by the sign I saw there.
What?!? Is there some god-like that can randomly appear with the confines of my car? Maybe there was a local nefarious gang whose initiation rights include trying to sneak cats into the cars of innocent bystanders?
Thank goodness it wasn’t “please check your cat for cars”
Few people know this, but cats are somewhat transdimensional. I say somewhat because they tend to get lost in the milue of interdimentional entanglement. They end up in all sorts of strange places. However, there is a statistical variance of 3 standard deviations towards cats appearing in normal space around fruit stands and vegatable gardens. (diagram) The electromagnetic field of a recently shut down car creates attractive force wells that make them the most likely target for a in-folding cat.
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