Popping in the local grocery store yesterday for the weekly shop, I found myself at a loss. I needed something to carry all the items I wanted purchase, but was reluctant to use either of the availabe options.
A shallow trolley just wouldn’t work. I wouldn’t want the trolley making lewd comments about women or poking fun at a small child who fell over. Nor would I wish to talk through whether it’s more cool to light a fart or to belch out the entire alphabet.
On the other hand, I really don’t want to get into some esoteric conversation about the meaning of life from the viewpoint of a metal basket with wheels.
Can’t I just get a normal, well-adjusted trolley?