Really, is there any other name for this than “The Great Pumpkin”? (Capitalization required)
I mean, look at this thing! How does one grow something like this? Can you simply IMAGINE how many pumpkin seeds could come out of this? If you wanted to, instead of just carving a face, you could carve a whole body. What a scary thing to think about — a pumpkin mannequin.
Lastly, this thing grew in one year? Mind-boggling.
CMDers, what would you do with such a large pumpkin?
I feel like it’s the Great ‘Sad’ Pumpkin. It looks like it’s lying over in its side, too exhausted or too depressed to celebrate autumn. Maybe it’s wondering why so many people want to eat it.
If it were mine, I would kind of hope that neighborhood hooligans made off with the pumpkin. Disposal of such a carcass after Halloween would be quite a conundrum!