If you find yourself at Matilda’s, a bar in Chicago, and you’ve got a problem of some sort which you just can’t figure out, I am going to let you in on a little secret.
Not sure if that girl (or guy) likes you?
Not sure what drink you want to order next?
Not sure if you should head home or stay out late and call in sick tomorrow?
In the back corner of the back room on a wall near the windows you can find this little gem, which has the solution to all your questions.
Yep, the proverbial “answer to all your problems” is just hanging on the wall at an unassuming bar in Chicago. And no, I have no idea why it is located there.
So, the solutions manual will answer questions about the night-out, but will it tackle the big ones?
How can we bring peace to the Middle East?
Is global over-population really a problem?
Will all these economic stimulus packages reap any significant reward for the common worker/individual?
You know, I have no reason to suspect that the answers to such questions are not in the manual. Good questions though. Worth a look.
How could you not read it cover to cover (even paying a “cover” charge if need be?)
@ Mom
You know, sometimes life’s more fun if you don’t have all the answers!