This advert was sent to us by a sharp-witted and quick-eyed reader who was perusing his morning paper in the comfort of his home, only to be shocked by what he read. Seeking clarification, our reader emailed a scan of the advert to us, for discussion by all chickenmonkeydoggers.
Although this powerful psychic is only 99% accurate, there is no need for concern. This amazing astrologer never fails.
The full advert is well worth a read as well.
Thank you to a Chicago reader who contributed the picture for this post! As always, we welcome contributions via email at chickenmonkeydog at gmail dot com. Happy Wednesday!
I’m not sure what a chickenmonkeydog is, but I think I may be one. If I am not, then I am seeking membership into your club. I don’t know if I possess any particular talents that this group could use, so I may well be considered useless. Anyway, please consider my application and tell me how to get started. Thanks.
Captain Shipley of the Philopean
@ Captain Shipley –
Welcome, good sir, welcome. You’re more than qualified to join our interweb-faring group, surfing the boundless waves of the internet for the amusement of ourselves and others.
Consider yourself a fully-fledged chickenmonkeydogger!
I am sure the astrologer never fails to collect his fees, even on the 1% of his predictions which are inaccurate!
You want some signs? I’ll give you some signs.
check out:
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/template/2.0-0/element/pictureGalleryPopup.jsp?id=4627472&&offset=11&§ionName=TravelTravelImages&randnum=1220640698892
or here, shortened: http://bit.ly/2HTY3A