Old People Are Funny

The Oxford Tube bus

On my way home from London yesterday, I sat next to an older couple on the bus. The cute old woman was probably in her early 70s. Her husband was seated next to her, looking out the window. The woman and I exchanged niceties before retreating to our own activities.

With that, I pulled out my lap top computer. Suddenly, the woman spoke up:

“The last time someone with a computer sat next to me on a bus, he had porn on his computer. He watched a porn movie.”

I was a little stunned, too stunned to answer immediately.

She turned to and tapped her husband on the shoulder, “Do you remember when that man had the porn on his computer?”

“What? Oh, yes … but I didn’t get to watch it,” the husband mumbled under his breath.

By then, I had recovered my composure enough to advise the old woman that I did not have any porn on my computer. She was neither pleased nor disappointed with my answer. She just sort of nodded.

3 comments

  1. Did you have no porn on your computer or were you just not going to watch porn next to this old lady and her husband who apparently would like you to watch porn?

  2. @ mark –

    Thanks for asking for clarification. I am sorry that my post was not sufficiently clear on that point. I believe that my mother may visit this site from time to time, so it’s best if I sort this out straight away.

    To answer, there is no porn on my computer.

  3. For those our there who may be struggling with addictions, etc. There is help out there that is not judgmental or condescending such as chastity.com, etc. This often is a private matter but be not afraid. NOTE: This post is not endorsed in any way by ChickenMonkeyDog. However, I am taking advantage of the free web! Yeah Chickenmonkeydog Editors! Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

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