Yesterday evening, I was sitting at the dinner table finishing up a lovely meal of home-made parsnip and curry soup (mmm!), when I suddenly remembered something that needed doing. I grabbed a pen from the nearby counter-top to jot a note to remind myself.
What?!? How the swearword did this pen get into my house? Did I pick it up somewhere and bring it home? Where could that have even possibly happened? And what sort of dangerous liaisons are they offering? Do I even want to know?
You can imagine my relief when I googled ‘Dangerous Liaisons 01785 822 557’ and came to a very safe and respectable site: www.dangerous-liaisons.co.uk. Whew! Potential marital conflict safely avoided.
So what was the event someone attended that was planned by Dangerous Liaisons, and did the event live up to the standard the company name implies?
@ Kieran –
I still haven’t quite figured out how the pen got here. I went to a big party a couple of years ago that could have been organised by Dangerous Liaisons, but I definitely didn’t get a pen from there. Still confused, I guess.
Perhaps in a bid to add a little mystery to their advertising, Dangerous Liaisons hires reverse-burglars to break in and place their pens inside homes.