Close Road

Today’s guest post is from Ninja, a very witty and observant reader in New York.

Road close sign in front of road construction

The Ninja writes: “Road close? You’ve dug a ginormous hole in the asphalt, so no. That road is a long time coming.”

And we laugh. Great catch, Ninja. Please remember to send in your quirky observations.

8 comments

  1. @ Conall,

    Why altitude? Wouldn’t linear distance be a more appropriate measure?

    @ Ninja –

    And I love the cone on top of the Mercedes. That’s hilarious. Great pic! Thanks for sending it in.

  2. @ Liam

    While I concur that linear distance is a fine measure, I hesitate to call it MORE appropriate.

    Taking this Merriam-Webster definition of altitude:

    Altitude: the vertical elevation of an object above a surface (as sea level or land) of a planet or natural satellite

    I would suggest that the difference in the altitude of the road and the sign is minimal, meaning that they are close in terms of their respective altitudes.

  3. @ Conall,

    I’d suggest that the differences in altitude are so close that it would be redundant to post a sign declaring their proximity. The linear distance between the sign and the road seems greater and therefore, in my estimation, is more worthy of public note.

    @ Steve,

    You were shot down by the Ninja? Oh, I am sorry to hear that. Not surprised, mind you …

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