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Some Reservations

25-Jun-201824-Jun-2018Conall

Is this Elevator just a scam?

14-Nov-201714-Nov-2017Conall
A deer jawn sign

That Local Lingo Jawn

26-Oct-201726-Oct-2017Liam
Remote Annunciator Panel

A Call for Remote Annunciators

09-Jun-201709-Jun-2017Liam
A sign reading 'No Ped Xing'

The English Language Is Not Always Intuitive

20-Oct-201617-Oct-2016Liam
Moby Duck

The Great White Water Bird

11-Aug-201512-Aug-2015Liam
baby-cut carrots

Enforcing Child-Labor Laws

03-Aug-201503-Aug-2015Liam
Do Not Empty Your Dog Here

Empty Your Dog Here

24-Jul-201525-Jul-2015Liam
Correction: Dog Poo Problems story

The Nadir of a Journalism Career

08-May-201511-May-2015Liam
Seaweed roasted to perfection

What is Roasted Perfection?

27-Apr-201527-Apr-2015Liam
Pouring motor oil into an engine

The Value of Oil

23-Apr-201524-Apr-2015Liam
Clean apple shampoo

Worm-Ridden Apple Shampoo

22-Apr-201524-Apr-2015Liam
A toy label warning

Use Your Imagination

13-Apr-201513-Apr-2015Michelle
hand sanitizer

The Other 0.01%-ers

08-Apr-201509-Apr-2015Liam
An f-bomb on a children's menu

F-Bombed on the Children’s Menu

30-Mar-201530-Mar-2015Liam
A headline about a Dempsey

That Friend with the Famous Last Name

23-Mar-201523-Mar-2015Liam

Coffee Date with Your Car

12-Mar-201513-Mar-2015Conall
Purveyor

A Purveyor of Purveyorness

03-Mar-201503-Mar-2015Liam
The pizza bible

Calling All Pizza Extremists

30-Jan-201531-Jan-2015Liam
Instructions to destroy a bag

Unfinished Business

12-Jan-201531-Jan-2015Michelle

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