On London’s Tube (subway) you can see these signs:
The relevant text in the above photo is as follows:
If you see a train being vandalized call the British Transport Police
Note the graphics on the sign though, a helicopter and a CCTV camera. Safe to assume that this means the British Transport Police are prepared to send a helicopter into the tunnels beneath London to crack down on vandalism? And CCTV – isn’t the point of that to always be recording? Are they waiting for my call to instruct them to turn the cameras on and let them know where to point them?
They have been watching too much Bond.