We’ve talked about reading tea leaves, but are there any soothsayers or psychics out there who can read the future from the grease stains on a pizza box?
Anyone? Anyone? Anyone?
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Seems more likely of use as a couch potato Rorschach test than a way to divine the future.
I can definitely see clogged arteries and increased fat levels in your future …
I see horseshoe crabs from space shooting some form of alien weapons chasing you wherever you lounge!
Yes…..yes….I’m seeing something… it’s becoming more clear.
YES!
You need to order more pizza.
Hmmm, pepperoni and sausage?
And black olives!
Black olives? Are you sure, because Mars isn’t in retrograde until next Sunday.
@ Jordan,
You’ve lost me …
Italian food astrology… no?
You crack me up.
That’s always good.
Although that could be equally pretty bad. hmmm…
Where’s Sagi-Larry-ous now? We could use some insight I think.
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I believe its 110 degrees from solar crossing. I believe the planet Jupiter will be crossing it in about a fortnight.
@ Jordan,
I love the word fortnight. Very rarely used in America. Well played, good sir, well played.
Yes, indeed. I use it whenever I can, it rings much better than fourteen days and two weeks.