It’s been quite a few months since we’ve posted about the search terms which have led people to chickenmonkeydog. It’s eye-opening to see what kinds of things get searched and mind-boggling how some of these searches lead folks to chicknmonkeydog.
In the wonderful world of the internet, we really enjoy making the far-fetched connections and building the quirky community. So here we go, broken into a couple categories, a few of the many searches that led people here:
Creepy:
Adult nursery rhymes
“birthday suit” blog
“cold legs” “short skirts” snow
‘your crotch looks like your happy to see me’
funny abusive language for daily usage
father teaches children to steal
places to kiss her
sloppy old crotch
intercourse photos of pigeons
Direct result of putting the word porn in a post (and yes, these could also go under the “Creepy” category):
bulkporn
ladies old tube porn
Who would ask this online?
can bt make me pay dads phone bill now he has died
can we wear same slippers in kitchen and bathroom? hygiene wise
my plot to destroy the world
No idea what they actually wanted to find:
those are delicious
magnitude slippers
“you’d better not”, +rap, -cry
banana ketchup spaghetti
cheeseburger in a can sale
child carpet slipper photo
monkeys with spearguns logo
legs for the no legs (invention)
pinocchio englısh extract
Weird that it brought them to CMD:
nut phobia
who is the most powerful person you know
are you sure roger knows about brad
pimp my folding bike
sorry for the inconvenience bin “ladin”
Foreign language searches
提取钱 – (we’ve been told that it means approximately “Withdraw money from ATM”)
交通標誌 越南- (we’ve been told that it means approximately “Traffic signs in Vietnam”)
that list is enough to make me wonder if i should be here at all.
Dear ‘pimp my folding bike’ searcher:
PLEASE, PLEASE submit photos of your pimped-out folding bike! We would love to see it all decked out. We promise to write a whole blog post about it! Heck, we might even do a whole week’s worth of blog postings about it!
I think I found this site via something on Gizmodo.com, but I won’t swear to that.
Regardless, the fact I’m here is a clear demonstration of my good taste.
(ahem)
@forkboy1965
I’ve been known to visit Gizmodo and on occasion leave a link behind to help people find us, so that seems reasonable. Still, I think I’d rather you arrived here via searching “cheeseburger in a can sale” so that you could tell us what exactly you had wanted to find.