The Classified Ads Are Funny

Sipping my tea and crunching my way through a piece of buttered toast on a recent Saturday morning, I flipped through my local community newspaper. You know the kind – delivered free with the post every week or so.

Below are some of the gems I discovered in the classified ads section:

Vegetables through the classified ads? Maybe I am missing something. Are lima beans a euphemism for something else?

Does this sound like the mob is looking for new some tough guys?

If John really wants all guns and ammo, should it is really safe to give them to him?

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