Woohoo! It’s shady delivery van Monday!
Here are a few scenarios this van inspired …
“Unreliable electricity? Call us and we’ll juice up your home!”
“This little known plant has been growing in backyards across the country for decades. It’s natural restorative powers are one of the best kept secrets in the nutritional world. Try home juice today!”
“Forget those full-service grocery delivery companies. If they don’t shop just for juice, then they don’t know juice! We deliver the best juice directly to your door every day.”
Any others spring to your mind?
