Don’t Shred the Baby!

This paper shredder will not shred less than ten babies or long hair.

Warning on a paper shredder

At least, that’s what I guess these pictures mean.

8 comments

  1. It probably helps this post a bit more now that I’ve rotated the image properly.

    Apologies,

    The Technical Editor

  2. My interpretation — Warning!! Eats babies (but only has room for 9), Barbie’s ponytails, and sock puppets.

  3. I think the baby one is just telling you not to mix shredding babies with shredding toys (it looks like a rattle).

    You know…one or the other, but not both at the same time.

  4. I love the Frankenstein-style hand! Brilliant.

    And, I suppose we probably shouldn’t put European road hazard warning signs in the shredder either!

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