Upon receiving a book that I ordered through the post the other day, I was surprised to find a small collection of business cards with cheesy little sayings written on them. I thought I would share them with the world, so we can all enjoy this cheesefest.
TREAT EACH DAY AS YOUR LAST … Someday you’ll be right!
THE FOUR RULES FOR SUCCESS …
#1– Show up.
#2– Pay attention.
#3– Ask questions.
#4– Repeat the above!
THIS ONLY LOOKS LIKE A DESK … It’s actually a large trash can with drawers and four legs!
IT’S NICE TO BE IMPORTANT … But more important to be nice!
WISDOM IS DIVIDED INTO TWO PARTS:
(1) having a great deal to say;
(2) not saying it.
A GOOD EXERCISE FOR THE HEART … Is to bend down and help another up!
And my personal favorite of the lot …
THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIFE … Aren’t really things at all.
Now, go into the world and be inspired!
I’m inspired all right…. to slit my wrists!