With all this news of WikiLeaks getting access to secret documents, I wonder if some elf in the North Pole might sneak out the Naughty List. In the run up to Christmas, I am getting a bit tired of trying to be so nice.
If I knew where I stood on St. Nick’s list, I could rest a bit easier (if I was listed as ‘nice’) or — if necessary — I could pick up the pace (if I was described as ‘naughty’).
Sometimes, when I have too much information in my head I too have to take a WikiLeak.
Ok, after that nonsense comment…I think I’d be much more inclined to actually browse WikiLeaks if they had hilarious stuff up there like a Naughty and Nice list!
No, but it has been leaked that Santa has sold his name and gift making business to a French coorporation and has retired to Long Island, NY. Long Island is the caribian compared to the North Pole, and it smells better than New Jersey.