As Scotland prepares for a referendum on whether it should leave the United Kingdom, I began to wonder what I might like to vote myself free of.
No, no, not in a political sense — this is a stoutly apolitical blog — but in a more general, personal and quirky sense.
For example, I would like to vote myself out of the group of people who procrastinate. I would also like to vote myself into the group of people who can speak three or more languages. I may also wish to vote myself into being a million dollar lottery winner.
What would you vote yourself into or out of?
Sorry, I know you are apolitical, but free Scotland!
Carry on.