I wonder if the messages on the little slips of paper were contradictory, or opposing each other in some way. ‘You will live a happy life’ and ‘Soon you will die’. You know, yin and yang. Reply
Second! DOH!
First! (stolen outright)
I wonder if the messages on the little slips of paper were contradictory, or opposing each other in some way. ‘You will live a happy life’ and ‘Soon you will die’. You know, yin and yang.
Fortune #1: “Watch out for the man behind you with the knife.”
Fortune #2: “Too late. Idiot.”