The Pathetic Artist

Whilst out to dinner in Henley earlier this week, I popped into the restaurant’s loo before heading home for the evening. It was a small one with a standard toilet – no stand-up urinal as the bathroom was for one person at a time.

A sticker on the top of the toilet caught my eye:

sticker on the back of a loo

It’s important to notice in this less-than-ideal photo (advising against the discarding of large items in the toilet) that the sticker is placed on top of the water tank, behind the seat – and to see/read it, one must be facing the toilet itself.

sticker on the back of a loo

Again, apologies for the poor quality photo, but if you look closely, you can see that someone has drawn a silly face on the right side of the sticker. Why?! Has this ‘artist’ no better canvas than a warning sticker on the back of a toilet in a restaurant basement?! The ‘artist’ had to lean over the toilet bowl to draw the picture. Why, oh, why would someone ever feel inclined to do that?

6 comments

  1. Perhaps they’d just had their head dunked by a generous friend and were thinking that heads should be added to the prohibited items for discard?? Weird…

  2. @ Kim

    That is actually a really great interpretation! It all makes sense now. I would however, have to consider that friend as a “friend” and not a real friend.

    @ Liam

    I also found this quote which might shed some light:

    This world is but a canvas to our imagination.Henry David Thoreau

    Don’t try to hold the artist back!

  3. @ Kim:

    Can you say swirley?!? Ha-ha. Great take on the artwork. I wonder what their dinner conversation was if it ended up with one of the diners getting a head bath in the toilet!

    @ Conall:

    I really doubt whether those who consider public toilets as their canvas of choice would ever read HD Thoreu …

  4. Perhaps a frenemy in the words of a previous post.

    I have etched some drawings in public bathrooms before. But this, this is really a work of art. I like the interpretation above. I would say that it is smooth like butter on a roll.

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