Dear Readers:
We here at chickenmonkeydog have done you a great favor today. We are showing you the way to the most convenient bank in all of America! That’s right people, say goodbye to long lines, rude staff, ridiculous fees and pain in the neck bankers. Follow us to the Promised Land!
Love,
The Editors
It’s so convenient it’s not in my neighborhood!
Whoa. That doesn’t even make sense.
Put down the whisky and step away from the glass….
But I just wanted a sandwich. Could we stop a the world’s most convenient Subway on the way?