Sir, You Have One of My Bedrooms

Seen in the second sentence of the first paragraph on the label of this wine bottle are the words: “The finest grapes from our neighbor’s vineyards are selected to …”

First, why don’t they use their own grapes?

Second, I wonder if the neighbor is aware of this? If we assume that he’s not (mostly because it’s more fun to do so), I can only imagine what the requirements for that heist would look like. Do they hire ninja connoisseurs who are trained simultaneously in stealth and in the art of identifying the best grapes?

P.S. Extra points if you get the reference in the title.

3 comments

  1. I too like to imagine that the unlikely interpretation is the right one, as it’s much more entertaining!

    Must be a tough economy when ninjas need to get side jobs as vineyard workers. Wonder what other professesions would benefit from hiring a few ninjas?

  2. @ Conall – Process servers (isn’t that the name for people who deliver notice that you are being sued?).

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