Real Life Red Cards Ever have one of those days where you wish you could issue someone a red card in real life?
It’s amazing how some folks manage to warrant two yellows in a single day as well. But where would we send them when they were ‘sent off’? Reply
@ Forkboy, I think you’ve nailed the essence of the problem. Soccer has a defined area of play in the way that an office setting does not. Does the modern office need a penalty box like is used on ice hockey? Reply
Actually, while probably pretty rural I bet the scenery is fantastic. I think I may want to be sent off myself. Reply
Can one give himself a red card? There are plenty of times I wouldn’t mind having to sit out for a day or two 😀 Reply
It’s amazing how some folks manage to warrant two yellows in a single day as well.
But where would we send them when they were ‘sent off’?
And with a “red card” would they suffer the effects for the next match as well?
@ Forkboy,
I think you’ve nailed the essence of the problem. Soccer has a defined area of play in the way that an office setting does not. Does the modern office need a penalty box like is used on ice hockey?
They get sent to the satellite office… in Kalispell!
Actually, while probably pretty rural I bet the scenery is fantastic. I think I may want to be sent off myself.
Can one give himself a red card? There are plenty of times I wouldn’t mind having to sit out for a day or two 😀