Read the Fine Print

Until I read the fine print on these workout pants, I thought this was the BEST.  DEAL.  EVER.

Now it seems like a such a rip-off.

Unless it’s a house key…

3 comments

  1. Why couldn’t loose fit be ‘true’? Maybe it’s the acknowledgement that tight closes just don’t work for you … too out-of-shape to wear form-hugging clothes. I am definitely into the ‘loose fit’ stage of my life.

  2. X-ray vision?

    See through pants?

    Pants with shapely legs painted on the outside?

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    If they take time to specify that the car is not included, I think it’s only fair to assume they would specify everything else that is also not included. Therefore I think we can assume this key is to a house, a bank vault, a heart, a jewelry box…the list goes on.

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