I surmise that such a sign, if painted, hung or tattooed, on the side of a real living wild bear would likely prove unnecessary.
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I always wonder why parks and the like place such wonderful sculptures and statues in places where children are bound to want to climb them. If you don’t want kids to jump on it, don’t put it on their playground. Right?