These crackers are junkies. There’s just no way around it.
The question to ponder is, what happens when stoned snack foods get “the munchies”?
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It does seem as if they are junkies. I am definitely going to run them out of my neighbourhood.
Cheers,
Quirky Indian
They used to be called ‘Wheat Fats’ but, as the song goes, “the rock man got ’em and their butts just dropped.” Crack-addicts, those crackers, crack-addicts! Stoned and thin, that’s how those crackers roll.
Maybe they are not drug addicts, but rather adulterous crackers and they have been stoned per the laws of Moses. Not sure it makes me want to eat them any more if they are adulterous than if they are druggies.
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