Ok. So, after the last time I "saved the day" at a hotel I figured it was a one-off occurrence. I really didn’t anticipate making a "career" out of it, but it seems that I am destined to be a hotel superhero.
When I saw this sign early this week I sprung in to action faster than I even knew I could move. I lifted the handset without even thinking twice about the personal cost to me. As far as I was concerned, helping out the "operator" wasn’t even a choice; it was my duty.
Anyway, I figure that if I am going to be a superhero I might need:
(a) a name
(b) a slogan
(c) an outfit
(d) a sidekick
So if you have any ideas for any of those, please let me know. Hotel staff around the globe will thank you for it.
Note: Don’t worry about me needing a mild-mannered alter-ego. I already have a day job in IT.
Indeed!
My suggestions:
Name: PickerUp
Slogan: My business is picking up
Outfit: something involving picks and shovels just so it is clear to dumb people
Sidekick: A dustpan, what else…
My suggestions:
Name = The Concierger
Slogan = My task for the day is to ensure you enjoy your stay!
Outfit = Fancy dinner suit (tuxedo) with top hat and tails
Sidekick = An able-bodied bell-hop
@ Shefaly
Definitely a well-thought out theme. I am thinking I should go with something less action-specific, so as to be appropriate for all the hotel-heroism exploits to come.
@ Liam
Oh, that’s a good one. Would need to work out a way to prevent confusion with the hotel employee concierge in the lobby. I’d hate for innocent staff to get hurt when they are mistaken for the real hero.
Name: Captain Picky (or The Picker Man, inspired by the movie no one watched!)
Slogan: Picks people. Picks noses.
Outfit: Apron and cape. (You’ve got to look like a ‘hotel superhero’!)
Sidekick – Heroic Housekeeper (He picks up after you!)
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