Recently, a hiker was discovered in the parking lot of Rocky Mountain National Park after completing the world’s longest hike. His body was recovered at an elevation of approximately 11,000 feet, which for a man with 0.5 inch legs, is a previously unmatched ascent.
Our condolences to his family and friends.
It appears as if his legs are literarlly falling off. Brave soul!
He seems to be the first subject of some sort of genetic experiment to create diminutive plastic people with yellow skin. Freaky.
And his legs appear to have been carved out! Some wild beast attack?