As you can see in the image above, I received an anonymous text message today offering to share with me the details of my secret admirer. I could get the details for $9.99! Crikey! If it costs that much just to get the name and phone number, I can only imagine what the first date will cost. No, thank you!
Maybe you should text back “Yes,” but include a caveat regarding first date being ‘dutch’.
Can you reply yes, but with the condition that the initial message which they were allowed to send to you comes with a $99 charge payable to you?
The balance of $89.01 will be added to their bill.