After failing to make the U.S. Olympic team heading to London 2012, one particular building gave up its amateur status, and turned pro.
“If I ain’t going to London, then, well, I need to make some money,” the building said in a very candid interview with the NY Times. “I got two kids now and my mom ain’t so healthy either, so it’s time to make my skills bring home a little more bacon.”
Best of luck on the new career direction! I hear that the pros all make the big bucks of sponsorship, so you may want to have your people get in touch with Nike and General Mills!
And we have reached an historic new low…
@ Steve,
I think your recent comments are revealing a call for help. Have you spoken to someone about your issues? You are starting to worry the editors and other readers of chickenmonkeydog.com.