Beautiful Monsters

There should be instructions on how to use these hand dryers.

Through much trial and error, I have realized that your hands will dry sufficiently fast if you place them slightly lower than expected, and you will have no feeling of being sucked away in a tornado.

Perhaps people like being sucked away in the whistling chaos caused by such tiny machines, but I prefer to walk out of the bathroom feeling refreshed, not beaten.

Any other tricks to defeat these shiny monsters?

3 comments

  1. Why on Earth would anyone want to wash their hands after being in the bathroom?

    What?

    Oh.

    Ewwwww!

  2. When these dryers first came out it was fun and cool to see them warp the skin on your hands for a while…but I’m wondering if that kind of thing is damaging in the long run…

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