Bathrooms normally smell atrocious — especially the male versions.
Thus, you can imagine the shock on my face when, upon bolting into this one at Detroit Metro Airport, I whiffed Watermelon Bubblicious.
Yes. Watermelon Bubblicious.
Never before had I walked into a bathroom and had my mouth water. And hopefully never again.
Luckily enough, I was able to buy a pack at the local newsstand. And as always, it smelled better than it tasted…just like the bathroom.
Waittttt a second.
You tasted the bathroom?
Yeah… I was gonna ask the same thing. And no. I don’t really want to know the answer.
That is what happens when you swallow your gum.
If that’s how the men’s bathroom smelled, I can’t imagine the women’s…