The latest marketing campaign slogan from Papa John’s Pizza is that “Nobody does what Papa John’s does.” For everyone’s sake, let’s hope that John Schnatter doesn’t go on some weird crime spree because that would be very awkward for the marketing department.
Yes, yes it would. Such a circumstance might call for the superhero powers of Awkward Man to come to the rescue
(Q: Does Awkward Man rescue one from awkward circumstances – or does he cause them? Or, perhaps, does he simply turn up and announce the obvious awkwardness of the circumstance? I can never remember.)