Sitting in my car through a wash really gives me a hankering … specifically, for tacos. It would be great if they handed you one right at the end of the line. I’d be too busy eating to care about whether my car really got clean. I wouldn’t even get out of my car before I had a chance to get it dirty again. That’s plausible deniability, folks.
They probably just give you a coupon, though. The nearest Taco Bell is six miles away — and it’s not even open late. Is this really just an elaborate ploy to be able to track ROI for a billboard?