Howlers for Us Muggles


I was out with friends when my watch glared at me with fluorescent wattage, ordering me to go to sleep.

Bossy technology! It tracks my every step, displays disappointment at my failure to burn an unreasonable daily calorie target and to top it all, it’s so expensive that I can’t even smash it in anger!

2 comments

  1. Can we get a full list of that watch’s functionality? I get the feeling it might make Q’s inventions seem very prehistoric.

  2. So if you press the button “go to sleep”, does your body automatically power down? I could use a watch like this.

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