Dear Spammers: You’re barking up the wrong tree

This is an open letter from the editors of chickenmonkeydog to all spammers who leave comments on our blog:

Spam comment offering a link to dog sex videos

Dear Spammers of Porn Advert Comments:

Please do not leave comments on our blog advertising videos of dog sex, even if those movies are available for free. In fact, please don’t leave us adverts for any sex movies. We’re just not interested. Furthermore, we’re fairly confident that our readers aren’t terribly interested either. (And if they are, I am sure they don’t need us to show them where to find such videos.)

To be perfectly honest, our technical editor is becoming frightened of discarding your spam of late as your video offers are growing increasingly violent and disturbing in nature. For the sake of our staff, please do stop sending us these ugly offers.

Thank you,

The Editors
chickenmonkeydog.com

NOTE: Our technical editor has used Photoshop to blur the swearword in the advert comment; otherwise it is as it was submitted.

4 comments

  1. Bestial porn?????

    There is bestial porn industry and they advertise ???

    In this economic meltdown, people are turning to bestial porn???

    I am speechless !!!

  2. Hi Tazeen – It’s a sad statement about humanity, isn’t it?

    Have you not received similar spam comments on your blog?

  3. hahaha

    no, i still just get penis enhancement miracles … and of course Rolex replicas, compared to yours, my spam is pretty PG 13

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