I recently saw this sign … and I thought ‘What else was missing from this sign?’ It was a very random restriction list. I particularly liked the ‘no trumpeting’ picture …but what about the other musical instruments, like a piano or drums?
What else is missing?
What is this, the DNC?
So, I’m struggling to understand where this is from, or if there is a setting in which all of these might reasonably apply.
Some sort of a promenade maybe?
Also, is the bottom left saying “no sitting on the table”?
And what is that one in the right column, second from the top? No putting flowers into the lake?
And in the left column, third row from the top? Is that a pine tree being exploded?
Its a visual version of the twelve commandments:
1) There shall be no biking with a motor.
2) There shall be no tooting thy own horn.
3) You shalt not flatteneth taxi cabs.
4) You shalt not holdeth out a pooping ferret.
5) You shalt not point at sitting dogs.
6) There shall be no floral arranging.
7) There shall be no pine tree rocket ships.
8) There shall be no sticks longer than three cubits.
9) There shall be no flaming bags of poo.
10) You shalt not lean against things.
11) You shalt not lollygageth.
12) You shalt not stand on your neighbor’s decapitatedeth head.
Pretty self explanatory to me.
@ Jordan,
Best comment I’ve seen in a long time!
Not that it says nothing against decapitating your neighbors head; just don’t stand on it.