Corporate Ghillie Suit

Office environment

There are two well-concealed corporate operatives in the picture above.

Hard to see, right? That’s because they are sporting corporate ghillie suits!

Wikipedia tells us that one ought to “wear a ghillie suit to blend into their surroundings and conceal themselves from enemies or targets.”

With Halloween just behind us, it seems like the right time of year to ask your advice about disguises. If you were tasked with creating a ghillie suit to fade into your everyday office surroundings, what supplies would you use to blend in?

Here’s what we imagine some corporate ghillie suit stockpiles might look like. Suit up!

Office ghillie suit materials

4 comments

  1. I sit right in front of a large green plant at work so I think I would opt for the traditionally sniper’s ghillie suit. While being invisible in the office, I would cause a bit of a commotion on the el ride to the office.

  2. @ K,

    Too bad the corporate ghillie suit doesn’t fit as nicely under a sharp looking suit as Superman’s outfit.

    How did he get his cape not to scrunch up in the back when he was in disguise?!?

  3. Maybe he had the cape rolled up really small like some winter coat hoods can do. Maybe it was stuck in a secret pocket in the back of his suit coat?
    I wonder what Metropolites thought when they went to use a payphone and found a perfectly good suit. Also, what would superman change in now that phone booths are so rare?

  4. We believe chickenmonkeydog.com might have been the target of a little quirky espionage late last week.

    One of our security cameras captured this picture of the office where we suspect the operative was located.

    See if you can find the spy.

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