I’ve been back and forth on this so much in the past few days that I just need to share it here: While accepting that the specific meats used in this Hot Dog Homestead are likely to be processed and full of preservatives, is a build-it-yourself meat house kit totally cool or absolutely disgusting?
This feels very April Foolsy.
I wish it was. One of our writers spotted it in a toy shop. It is very, very real.
is there a refrigerator section in the toy shop?
I understand that the product was not refrigerated.
Yeah, if meat is pre-cooked and cured or preserved it just needs to be wrapped. it doesn’t need to be refrigerated. It’s a real thing: var stepCount = (int)Math.Ceiling(a_params.TotalRise / a_params.IdealRise);
var totalRun = a_params.TotalRun;
var stepRun = totalRun / stepCount;
var stepRise = a_params.TotalRise / stepCount;
Oops. Code in my clipboard. Here is the real thing:http://goo.gl/tN2opU
I am not sure if I am nauseated by the thought of this because some of the meats taste nasty, I and/or others get all handsy with the meat before eating it, or there are so many nasty chemicals and preservatives in the product. However, I am sure that it makes me sick to even think about it.
The smell has to be terrible too.
It is a prank box for packaging other gifts, but it is so awesome (look at the smile on that girls face) that I think I would be let down at least from the laughter stand point to find that it was not real and instead contained something practical?