Thoughts upon seeing this online ad for the New York Times:
(1) Does that come before or after the Year of the Monkey in the Chinese calendar?
(2) Wow! I get haircuts. I am finally going to be fashionable this year.
(3) Don’t something like 99.99999% of the world get haircuts every year? Am I missing something? Will this year be different?
(4) If give myself my own haircuts, does that make me a fashion trend setter for the Year of the Haircut?
