What kind of establishment are you running here?

Restaurant bill with item of sexy water

Picture a lovely Sunday lunch with friends at relaxed outdoorsy restaurant. Here comes the bill with ‘sexy water’ as an item. We only had one glass (still not sure which friend drank said glass but scouting around to see if any have greater sexiness. Negative.) Ask waitress what makes water sexy. Apparently slices of lemon, strawberries and cucumber are the sexy-makers.

Well, off to the fruit and veg aisle for me.

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