Welcome to the Fire Zone

A fire zone

The concept of a fire zone strikes me a both frightening and inviting. No, I am not a huge fan of self-immolation, but I can definitely see the upside of an area that causes items to spontaneously catch fire.

  • Cold in the winter? Stand next to the fire zone and chuck something into it. Warm up from the flames.
  • Forgot your cigarette lighter in the car? Hold the tip of the cigarette in the fire zone. Puff, puff.
  • Need to destroy someone’s luggage? Chuck it into the fire zone. Job done.

What other use cases could you see for the fire zone?

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