There should be instructions on how to use these hand dryers.

Through much trial and error, I have realized that your hands will dry sufficiently fast if you place them slightly lower than expected, and you will have no feeling of being sucked away in a tornado.

Perhaps people like being sucked away in the whistling chaos caused by such tiny machines, but I prefer to walk out of the bathroom feeling refreshed, not beaten.

Any other tricks to defeat these shiny monsters?

Posted 12 Jul 2012

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3 Responses to “Beautiful Monsters”

  1. Liam on July 12th, 2012 4:34 pm

    I don’t like these dryers — super fast, cold air. It’s not an enjoyable experience.

    Give me a World Dryer any day instead!

  2. forkboy1965 on July 15th, 2012 8:38 pm

    Why on Earth would anyone want to wash their hands after being in the bathroom?

    What?

    Oh.

    Ewwwww!

  3. Conall on July 16th, 2012 10:22 am

    When these dryers first came out it was fun and cool to see them warp the skin on your hands for a while…but I’m wondering if that kind of thing is damaging in the long run…

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